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So I’m either a polite, proper lady or a sassy motherfucker.  There is no in between.

Dad: I don't even know what the speed limit is here.
Me: It's 35.
Dad: How do you know that? We never use this road.
Me: I know all the speed limits in this town... so I can break them.
Dad: What?
Me:
Me: What?